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kamithekitty Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
meowIy Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

we must be related! :iconomgcatplz:
BarbaraAkane Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
Bigsissy2010 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011
herduliekplz Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2011
southparkfan2215 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010
He's lacking his sideburns-gill-like thingy.
imevenhappierplz Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
RaBBiTKa Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2010
Trichechus Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
You think your life is hard?

Well, FUCK YOU. It has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass
out of the house before I hit thirteen, and I never even met my dad. My only
friend till I was ten was the kool-aid prick next store who was always beating
the shit out of me and telling me I wasnít worth shit. Its not even like I had
a choice. During my entire adolescence, I was moving around from place to
place trying to get along with people who didnít even want me.

You think thatís the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or
something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get
laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger
chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was a total nymph.
She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in
hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT
seem to avoid. You know, those absolutely sickening couples, like they wear
matching outfits and finish each otherís sentences? Yeah they were total
creepers. They also had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they
were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with
other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon
TeamMagmas Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011
XD pokemon. :la:
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